The Fifth Column

The top quotes in politics …

“Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans, but I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners.” — Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney on whether he follows auto racing.

“Maybe I should just do all the talking and let him just stand here and watch me.” — Ann Romney joking about her husband.

“I think his daddy must be turning over in his grave.” — Former President Bill Clinton on Romney’s opposition to the auto bailout.

“Now I get to introduce that rising sex star.” — Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper making an awkward slip-up during a press conference.

“Jack O’Malley? Where’s Jack?” — President Barack Obama flubbing the name of Maryland’s governor.

“I came because I was expecting a duet tonight.” — Vice President Joe Biden encouragingPresident Obama to sing again.

“That makes me throw up.”…

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